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Dirty Peen Dream [Jul. 21st, 2017|09:07 am]
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****NSFW****

Iwas just dreamingvery vividlyabout a penisgetting uncontrollablybigger, throbbing, and eventuallyjizzing. I'd been asleep less than 5 hours but thiswas intense.. I'd just woken up feeling likea dirty perv when Irealized Iwas thelittle spoon and Ihad Sean's morning wood pressed rightup against my fanny. Still half asleep, I instantly realized: thisone's notMY fault, Sean! Now wakeup and give me some sausage.

No way I'mgetting back to sleep..

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Last Night at Our House [Jul. 11th, 2017|12:40 am]
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From my Facebook post:

Feeling so elated after last night. I didn't realize how much I could miss chatting with people I don't normally get to. Thanks very much to everyone for coming by and making it possible! Thanks to Dylan for keeping us energized and caffeinated, East for serenading us with guitar and singing skills we never knew he had (actually really made me smile!), Avery for discovering the massive bacon-wrapped cheeseburger log thing online and giving us all an excuse to come together and clog our arteries, Danny for massively splurging on all foods and ingredients to make the heart-attack-inducing recipe possible, A-Meijin Phil for killing our bodies even more with two huge boxes of irresistible donuts from his family's donut shop, and Gordon and Sean and everyone for stomping arrows with me and making me be less fat. I'm sure I'm forgetting some stuff but thanks for everything else you guys did to make the night so fun as well! I'm not at all sorry for keeping you all up so late because it was totally worth it. :p Gordon: Leave Iowa or wherever the hell you live now and visit us more so we can have more fat nights at the BBC house. Dylan: You're a fucking trooper for sticking with us all night, watching Jackass and playing with Legos, 3D tic-tac-toe, and every other thing in the house til 6am! Hope to see you guys all again soon!

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(no subject) [Jul. 6th, 2017|06:42 am]
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I think one of the very hardest things for me, and I assume for Sean as well being so far from friends and family, is finding good friends to confide in and be emotionally present when needed. As things like adulthood, relationships, work, travel, and life in general seem to create huge chasms between those I was once close to and me, practically everyone I know is closer to "acquaintance" than "friend" status these days. Don't get me wrong, you guys are wonderful and I absolutely <3 you (well, some of you :p) but its difficult for me not having almost a soul in the world to confide in for one reason or another - many of which I'm sure I'm to blame for - when I feel like I'm either bursting or falling apart at the seams because of whatever is going on in my life at the time. I know a lot of you can relate. Well, at least we're not alone. Oh, and don't worry; I'm doing just fine right now. Its just a thought I've been having lately but hadn't managed to put into words until just now.

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(no subject) [Jul. 6th, 2017|02:54 am]
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Got some good deals today at Savers and Desert Industries thrift stores including lots of things to resell for lots of profit, a big black rug for $5, and a brand new microwave that's huge and actually worth a lot of money for just $2. We might resell the microwave but not sure yet as our downstairs one recently broke and we've never had one we could heat this much food in at once before. Lol We'll have to see!

Also, MRI and EEG results both came back normal, just as I expected. Damn headache doctor doing too much. I just want something simple to get rid of the pain - not all these extras! :p

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4th of July [Jul. 6th, 2017|02:50 am]
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From my Facebook post: 4th of July was fairly quiet compared to events here maybe 6 or 7 years ago but by 2017 standards just getting one or two friends out is pretty damn good for us. XD Either way, I had a lot of fun bbq'ing, watching and doing fireworks, drinking, and even dance gaming with Sean Gr, A-Meijin Phil, John Luxom, and Michael Wenz. Thanks so much to all of you for hanging out and making my holiday not suck! In fact, Sean and I managed to get friends over 3 nights in a row ending with the 4th thanks to Dylan Mauceri, Mari G, John Beckand those mentioned above for coming to visit us. Really nice seeing and catching up with old friends as well as making new ones. Should we push our luck and try for another night of hanging out this weekend so we can make lots of food with Gordon Louie, Daniel Gonzales, and whatever other big fat fatties want to come pack on the pounds with us?? Joshua Thomas Shawn Shawn Batty Wat Dayanna Rivera Raenel Cabulong Robert Frazee Raab Williams Omar Reyes Ronny Chavez Justin Shiloh

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(no subject) [Jul. 5th, 2017|09:28 am]
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I'm weak. A few days ago, it wastry and eat every fucking thingin existencetime. Who givesa shit about nutritional value or if it barely qualifies as "food"? Now its attempt to stain every pair of pantsin the house time. Fuck it! Red's my favorite color anyway. The rough partis what comes next: the constant distractionof urges to get my achy insides pointlessly pounded raw because my body is too fucking stupidto takea hint and realize ITS NOT GONNA WORK - NOT NOW, NOT EVER. Jesus Christ. I'ma fucking slave to these bullshit hormones and for what?! So my body and try and get itself impregnateddespite the fact that thatoption's already completelyoff the table? Whata goddamn waste.

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Fun night at home last night! [Jul. 3rd, 2017|09:43 pm]
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Last night was TOO crazy with Mari G, John Beck, John Luxom, A-Meijin Phil, Dylan Mauceri, and Sean! I think I had more fun than at most of the huge get togethers we used to host. Who says you need tons of people to have a great time? We played practically every arcade machine in the house for the first time in forever, played tons of weird Japanese and American dance and other games on the PS2, played with our VR headsets, drank LOADS of EVERY type of alcohol, had hookah (Mari's first time! And don't worry, parents, no drugs or anything like that in it. :p), tried a very old cigar Sean bought in Mexico YEARS ago, played around on all the exercise equipment, got a damn good workout, climbed all over the stripper pole, attempted cooking (Sean managed to feed us all with tasty roast potatoes!), and who even knows what else? Not me!I'm struggling just to remember those bits. XD I got so caught up in the fun I forgot to take pics of anything other than the two bottles of Cali booze John and Mari brought to share! Btw thanks to everyone for coming by and for all the treats you guys brought to share. We ended up with a pretty good assortment of beverages and edibles between us all! I can't believe a couple of you stuck it out with us til after like 7am. We spent nearly half a day with some of you. You guys are troopers! Can't wait to do it again!

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Pat Griffin has passed away [Jun. 29th, 2017|05:08 pm]
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Sean and I just got the news. We lost a very special, wonderful, generous, and loving person today. She had been battling cancer for a long time and I'm so glad she's not in pain anymore but it doesn't make it any less tragic. She was so alive before it got the better of her. She still had so much she wanted to see and do. She felt strongly that life was not something to be wasted. In honor of Pat Griffin, go make the most of the time life's given you. We love you, Pat, and the impact you've had on us and everyone lucky enough to know you will last lifetimes.

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(no subject) [Jun. 29th, 2017|04:30 pm]
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Word of the day sent me ten quotes today. Of them, these two stood out:

"Surround yourself with people that reflect who you want to be and how you want to feel, energies are contagious." -Rachel Wolchin

"When you start seeing your worth, you'll find it harder to stay around people who don't."  -Unknown

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$50 Costume Contest Winnings at Gold Spike! [Jun. 23rd, 2017|11:34 pm]
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Just in our usual attire, Sean and I managed to scoop $50 cash in the couples costume contest at Gold Spike here in Vegas the other night! The occasion: the Down & Derby: Falling in Love couples skate night Gold Spike hosted this past Wednesday. They have a twice-monthly skate night there with free admission and free skate rental (though we brought our own rollerblades). This time, it was couples night and they had a couples costume contest accordingly. Just quickly throwing on some crap we already had at home, rather than making or buying anything, we won 2nd place as horse and cowgirl. As if riding Sean wasn't reward enough on its own! <3 Best part: we pretty much got paid $50 to spend the night drinking whiskey (our own, brought from home) and skating. It was outdoors too so we got pretty sweaty and got a damn good workout. Back in Vegas, working hard! Yee-haw!

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